New Life Ambition: Be these men.

It comes as no surprise this story I read is pretty much just about a bunch of drunk people through out history. How they managed to somehow do something with their lives while being alcoholics gives us all a chance of hope right? WRONG, we're all still fucked. Hey don't frown about it, not everyone can be Gandhi.

Say It Isn't So: No Potter 3D

I guess you won't be able to see the new HP movie in 3d as its gone the way of Richard Harris and the character he played (Spoiler: they both died). This really puts the kabash on me and my pals dressing up and acting like we were actually walking around Hogwarts. Who's still down for some role playing? "Engorgio!" Amirite?!

My Future Wife: The Alien Lady?

My betrothed (pictured above) has recently been linked to the next Alien Prequel movie. Which is cool, cause I'd totally convert to Judaism for her.

Welcome

Special thanks to Charles Ganger IV for letting me use his self portrait above. Anyway, heres this blog thing I'm doing cause I'm bored and I made it a year ago for school. Obviously I don't fucking use it but I'm sick of just filling people's facebook feeds with my links I post so I'll do this instead. I know, you don't care.